nope, that’s for you now.
Tracks
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Ace:
How did I get here?
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Marco:
You blacked out from laughing so hard at your own joke, and we decided to take you to the party anyway
Oh my… ｡◕‿◕｡
(Source: macchiatoes)
(Source: tan-ayran)
Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
…i sits :3
you hire these comedians?
(Source: stringjoker)
Glorious Evening Sky (by Kenneth Keifer)
Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without saying a thing.
Valentine
(via frequents)
(Source: highcutie)
hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
NSFW Starters
“Fuck me like you mean it..”
“On your knees, pet..”
“Harder!”
“I want to hear you..”
“Not yet.. Not until I tell you to.”
“Lie back and give yourself to me.”
“I want to kiss every inch of you.”
“Ride me.”
“I want to ride you.”
“You’re dirty. Let me clean you with my tongue.”
“That’s is baby.. Nice and slow.”
“Right there!”
“Please.. God yes!”
“Bend over..”
“I like it rough.”
“Give me a safe word.”
“Cry for me..”
“I want you to scream for me as you cum.”
“Is that all you’ve got?”
“Give it to me.. Make me want it!”
“Call me Master/Mistress.”
“That feels so damn good..”
“Fill me to the brink.”
“Swallow.”
“I want to ride your tongue.”
(Source: you-monsters-we-call-people)